Terrifying Flying Object perhaps? Random but no!Tasty Fried Orangutan? Well it was breakfast and I was entering a restaurant, but funnily enough it's a No.
Alas the first words out of my mouth on the last day of 2007 were in fact those of a familiar request .... TABLE FOR ONE!
Yes, I'm afraid it is with heavy heart that I have to report my Indian engagement was a sham. I am no longer destined to live a seedy married life in the underbelly of Delhi and alas I had to fly fiance-free to Sri Lanka.
But before you start to feel sorry for me on my little table for one, I should point out that the table in question was at the Hilton, yes that's right I said the HILTON, where I had booked myself in for new year.
So yes, I may have been signing off yet another year as a sad spinster but at least I was doing it with an all butter almond croissant in my hand!!!
(and did I mention it was in the HILTON !!!!!)
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